Healthcare_blog

T he restaurant where i took my two sons for a meal was crowded with fans watching  a sporting event on television .The harried waitress took our order ,but more than a half-hour passed with no sign of her return.I was trying to keep my kids from becoming restless,when suddenly  shouts of victory came from the bar. "Hey" commented my 11- year-old,"it sounds  like some one just got their food".                                                                                                                                                                        ...

A  good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's b ook. A priest, a minister and a rabbi want to see who's best at his j ob. s o they go into the woods ,find a bear,and try to convert it.Later they get together .The priest begins :" W hen i found the bear ,I read to him from the C atechism and sprinkled him with holy water .Next week is his First communication" " I found a b ear by the stream ,"says the minister ,"and preached God's Holy Word .The bear was so m esmerized that he let me baptize him." T hey both look down at the rabbi,who is in a body cast."Looking back,"he says , may be i shouldn't have started with t h e circumcision. Joke from U S A