The Best Quote And Joke !

A  good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.


A priest, a minister and a rabbi want to see who's best at his job. so they go into the woods ,find a bear,and try to convert it.Later they get together .The priest begins :"When i found the bear ,I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water .Next week is his First communication"
" I found a bear by the stream ,"says the minister ,"and preached God's Holy Word .The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him."
They both look down at the rabbi,who is in a body cast."Looking back,"he says , may be i shouldn't have started with the circumcision.


Joke from USA 

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