LAUGH.... THE BEST MEDICINE

Sam is at an interview for a guard s job ."Assume you see two trains speeding towards each other .What will  you do ?". asked a Railways official .
"Raise a red flag," Sam replied
"But you haven't  taken the flag with you ," said the official.
" I"ll wave my red shirt at the drivers".
"You are not wearing a red shirt that day ."
"Then i will run home and bring my little sister," Sam smiled.
"Wow ! Does she know any new technique?"
"No," said Sam ."But she hasn't seen two trains colliding."






A  man in a black suit walking along a road comes across a chicken ,who says to him, "What's your name ?"
"Bond, James Bond ," says the man .
"What's your name ?"
Not to be outdone, the bird replies, "Ken , Chic Ken".... Lol

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