Nivea Man
So guys ,it's the time to moisturize

Ed worries about the lines bracketing his mouth
Those aren't lines, i say they're grooves.
Since few men repair diesel engines or build docks with their faces,the male had no need for a facial moisturizer.Indeed ,they are hazy on the concept .Ed asked me if he should use my Nivea Creme on his face,"That's hand lotion,"I said. To a women ,this is like ,shampooing with dish washing soap,which i have seen a man do ,yes i have .
"You can't use hand lotion on your face?"Ed looked flummoxed .I explained that while hand lotion is for dryness and chapping ,facial moisturize is for softening and reducing fine lines.He pointed to parentheses on either side of his mouth."Will it get rid of these ?"
Those aren't fine lines ,I told him ;those are deep grooves .There is fine line between explaining and insulting ,and i had just reduced it. Ed stomped from the room ,though the drama of his exit was marred somewhat by his having to rush about the paw through his affairs for his cell phone,wallet,car keys,sunglasses and lip balm .
Today's Men badly need handbags,but here they are resisting the urban trend towards girlification .Like many a modern male .Ed has taken to wearing his camera and phone on his belt, The belt has become a sort of contemporary holster ,blending practicality and cow-boy masculinity .Hold it right there, pardner , i have got a call coming in.Eventually ,Ed left the room .He walked out of the door with a wide ,confident stride , a mainly swagger that said , I'm gonna mend some barbed wire.May be fix a diesel engine with my face.And when i get back ,woman,you better have my exfoliant ready.
(Taken from Mary Roach's articles)
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